Privacy Policy

Dear Hello Pretty users who are rightly skeptical of internet safety and security,

Welcome to our Privacy Policy page. We hope you like it, because it was very expensive and drawn up by a fancy and proper lawyer. They're here to protect Hello Pretty, and to protect you also. Someone has to.

Serious note: the content in the left-hand column is the Hello Pretty Privacy Policy. The right-hand column is not Hello Pretty's Privacy Policy - it is purely an attempt at providing you with a concise summary of what the left hand column is saying, in non-legalese layman's terms. We can't and won't be held liable for any content in the right-hand column of this page, as it was written by laymen. So read / interpret it at your peril.